Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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