About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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