you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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