How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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