I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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