She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
send nudes
from the living room?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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