turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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