I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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