Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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