I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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