According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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