Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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