Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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