ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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