Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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