weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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