I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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