I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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