I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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