No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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