He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
wow bdsm is so cute
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom