I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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