so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We are all done wearing pants today
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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