every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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