You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.