You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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