real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes