He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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