I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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