Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
