But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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