Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
apparently the secret to your success is patron
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize