Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You ruined the universe
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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