so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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