we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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