We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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