so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
