What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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