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I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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