I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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