I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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