Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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