i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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