Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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