oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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