Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My feet surprised me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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