i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You were trust falling into bushes
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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