Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's blow job season.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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