conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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