READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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